Dear Stephanie,

Sorry we haven't communicated in a while, but there are some things we need to discuss. I am not a woman of few words, so lets get right to the point so this conversation may be expedited.

First and foremost on the subject of writing. I obviously have the talent for it, now if you could do me the honest favor of not being a lazy ass and using your hands to mold some of the genius that is pouring out of me, that would be fantastic. For the record, cardio not only helps the rest of your body, but it helps me too! Keep that in mind when you feel like blaming me for your writers block.

Your eyes and I don't communicate well either, to be quite frank...we have never gotten along. With that thought, can you avoid abusing them with so much make up? Not that I am looking out for them for any other interest but my own, and considering we work closely together...I would just rather them not be ruined. Thanks for that.

Now to the real subject matter. This heart of yours. Yeah, you may call it a friend, but as you can see its not doing a whole lot of good. I am not telling you to not listen to it, because there are a lot of things it has answers for that I don't...but can you do us all a favor and lay off of the relationships for a while. Its busy screaming and crying, trying to tell me what it wants, and I don't understand what in the hell its saying...I didn't do that well in my Portuguese classes if you recall. So! Let it calm down before you introduce it to other hearts. Then maybe we can work together and find a good play mate for her to be around.

These are just a few requests that I have been really pensive over. Thought that you might condone me speaking up, considering i do take care of all of your involuntary actions.

And on behalf of your lungs, and myself, if you don't move away from animals, oak, and friends that are chain smokers soon, we might not be taking care of all of those involuntary actions...if you know what I mean.

Thanks for listening.

love,

Your Brain.